Too Young To Stay In, Too Old To Go Out!

Too Young To Stay In, Too Old To Go Out! (One-Man Show)

24th April 2026
Evening: 7.30PM. Doors Open At 7.00PM.

This one-man performance blends monologues, songs, poetry, and storytelling. Nigel Osner explores the complexities of mature life through multiple characters and situations.

Raul breaks his hip and finds his soul mate.

Gerald’s date night begins in the gutter. Surely the only way is up?

Rosie relaxes with her knitting needles on a luxury cruise when things take a very dark turn.

A rich designer can’t take his eyes off his hunky gardener. And then he has his cataracts removed…

Ageing: It happens to us all. On the one hand, there are daunting realities and cruel setbacks. On the other, there is pleasure to be had, celebration and the chance to keep evolving. Written and performed by the “tremendously talented and very entertaining Nigel Osner” (The Scotsman), Too Young To Stay In, Too Old To Go Out! takes an entertaining look at dating, love, work, holidays, gym and sex for those no longer young.

The show is relatable for those who have reached a grand old age and a glimpse at what is to come for those not quite there yet. Putting the real-life experiences of older people on stage is vital. So don’t be scared – come and get tips on ageing disgracefully!

The show will be 85 minutes without an interval.